Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.

Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer

by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019

macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear

O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

by Coki Doki December 16, 2019

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

by Butters606 February 16, 2020

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 28, 2020