Dame Maldita Banda

Caribbean Spanish (Dominican Republic) slang meaning “leave me the fuck alone”, “get away from me”, “don’t bother me”, etc.

Dame maldita banda ya aléjate de mi!

Leave me the fuck alone get away from me!

by ninalamasfina August 13, 2023

Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .

Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.

by WutangDad August 28, 2023

Papa Male

A male human that transcends the greek alphabet and it's alpha/beta/sigma nonsense.
This guy is in the phonetic alphabet.
He is a Papa male.
The ultimate daddy.

Tom is just so attractive in every way. There is no one like him. He's a true Papa male.

by Papa of the North August 29, 2023

Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.

Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.

by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

Sigma Male

A man who wants to do the deed with other men.

Our friend Ryan is a sigma male.

by Jackerize September 10, 2023

sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.

"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"

by Erik9000 September 11, 2023