This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
Get the Sex on Legs Daymug. A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Chicago White Sox by a middle aged Japanese male news announcer on NHK about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for couple years.
This similar incident also happened with Boston Red Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a Japanese female news announcer on Fuji TV.
This similar incident also happened with Boston Red Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a Japanese female news announcer on Fuji TV.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so expect for the Blue Sex (Sydney Blue Sox), Black Sex (Black Sox Scandal), and many more!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
Get the White Sexmug. Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Sex > Relationship = Psychopathmug. something i have with my friends.
me and you at midnight just us watching netflix on my laptop me in ur arms. i move back a bit, as im on ur lap getting closer to you which gets u generally hard. i start feeling you kissing the back of my neck so i get up and sit back down on ur lap, facing you. "lets have sex" i say as you go back to kissing my neck as i wrap my arms around u. we take each others shirts off i throw ur shirt behind us as u flip us over. you fully undress the both of us and ask "you ready?" and i nod my head. you slide your dick into me and fuck my slowly yet passionately, making me moan. I slowly start to rub my clit as u speed up and suck my tits. i moan louder and push ur head softly down onto my tits. you start going harder and deeper as i roll my head back as u reach ur head up and choke me slightly. "you like that mamas" you as me, as i nod again. u stop fucking me and get off and start eating me out and fingering me at the same time. "o-ouu shii daddy ju-just like that" i say in between moans as i push ur head down further into my clit. you speed up with the fingering and literally finger fuck me as i get louder and more out of control. a few minutes pass and i cum all over your face and hands. "M-mmm shii baby" you say as u like the cum off ur fingers. i get up and pull u off the bed so ur standing up. i get on my knees and give u the best head ever i deep throat and make u cum.
by number.one.fucker November 4, 2022
Get the sexmug. 
The term elderly sex isn’t what most think of. It can be termed gross but is the best thing to happen. Things many don’t think have happened before have actually happened since years ago. The best sexy in history. It’s atill happens despite many want to tho Ms thanks to modern day Viagra. Sex in all ages is timeless!
by JMac2018 May 5, 2018
Get the elderly sexmug. by potty humor XD April 20, 2024
Get the Sexmug.