doctor sex

doctor sex

Mitch4ce: oh god
Mitch4ce: dr sex is invincible
Mitch4ce: we can't stop him
doctor sex: doctor sex

by aombi March 6, 2025

Sex derived

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Sex derived
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sex derived

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Valuable Sex Knowledge

A conversation between two same sex people, about their own sexual exploits between exclusive partners.

Example....
Guy 1: Hey man I wanna have butt sex with you.......
Man 2: Hen yea, that's like you and your partner.
Man 2: Leaving for that I'm very sexually active in talking to you.
Man 1: This gentleman is called valuable sex knowledge, go home and be in fear of me.
Guy 1: No, but kinda though...and because I love my life.

by Holy Omen December 4, 2022

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

sex

something you have never had

or the gender of your non existant girlfriend

MAN I LOVE SEX
MY SEX IS NOT FEMALE SORRY

by anonymous June 26, 2022

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024