your mom is your dad's mom

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006

it's your duty to shake your booty

a call to arms in reference to booty shaking

girl, it's your duty to shake your booty, shake your booty

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

up yours

1. 7-up slogan
2. Injected into the anal cavity

1. (watch tv)
2. here a pencil shove up yours!

by Matt Seigel November 5, 2003

Your Grandpa

A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!

Your Grandpa thinks he knows his shit, but is realy an ID10T.

by Fook Yu April 13, 2004

your highness

A person who is frequently, or at present, on drugs.

"Thanks, your highness."

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Your cousin

When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.

Joe: Guess who I'm going to prom with?
You: Your cousin?

by xX-_<>UWU<>_-Xx October 15, 2019

your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 21, 2003