The Wolf

When you wack off and since your bush is so huge you accidentally jizz in your bush making it sticky. This makes it so when you do it with a girl your pubes stick to hers.

"Dude I totally did The Wolf last night to that black chick."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

Alex Wolff

Alex wolff just might be the cutest thing in the world. he has a bunch of good qualities and is the right match for me. there. i said it.

groupie 1: omg did u see alex wolff's new braces?

groupie 2: yeah there soooooooo adorable! i cant wait until there off! he'll look so much better!

groupie 1: ......... if you were a real fan of alex wolff, you would like with or without his braces. poser.

by Kat Oakley March 15, 2009

Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

wolfed up

someone that is very disgusting and has no idea

"man, did you see that girl at the club? she was wolfed up!"

by Orry November 20, 2007

Woflese

An entire sentence used in a written conversation, but only comprised of the initial letters of each word.

Obviously, decrypting these sentences requires some thought or at least a certain knowledge of the preferred vocabulary of the person speaking Woflese.

HMMHTFAYTD?
(Hello, My Man, How The Fuck Are You Today Dawg)

by Rotator February 28, 2005

Wolf Chouch

Is the ungroomed hair at the back of the neck

Dude, shave the back of your neck, your wolf chouch is out of control.

by murato February 6, 2010

wolf cries

A term used when you receive text constantly from woman you hate wanting to party.

A reference used while hunting for NHT "New Hot Taint"

Dude, Ashley and her friends keep sending me wolf cries about tonight. Im just looking for some NHT, not a chasity belt and a fog horn... not a chick who looks like a man ... and a man that looks like a chick.

by thatoneguy5000 March 26, 2010