Person 1: Happy Alentine's Ay!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!
by PhoenixGamer34 February 14, 2025
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I always appreciate it when pretty girls give me smilez and hugz, and let me hold their soft warm slender handz and rub their cute shapely feet; their kind-hearted valenteering always helps me more than I can ever gratefully express to them!
by QuacksO January 9, 2026
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Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)
Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody
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