Alentine's Ay

Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D

Person 1: Happy Alentine's Ay!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!

by PhoenixGamer34 February 14, 2025

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valenteer

Or "valentineer", but it's more awkward to blab dat many syllables. A "step up" from a "therapy human" --- i.e., someone who provides more than just fellowship and assistance to a person in need, in that he actually affectionately associates with a lonely dude/chick to help him feel better about himself/herself.

I always appreciate it when pretty girls give me smilez and hugz, and let me hold their soft warm slender handz and rub their cute shapely feet; their kind-hearted valenteering always helps me more than I can ever gratefully express to them!

by QuacksO January 9, 2026

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Balentine

Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)

Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody

by Adamduc February 11, 2026

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Valemtmine

Like a valentine, but instead its strictly for a friend that you wanna close with.

"Hey bro do you wanna be my valemtmine?"
"Yes bro!"

by IAMNOTDL February 13, 2026

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victoria valente

Sexiest, smartest, hottest, most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, you will immediately have sexual urges toward this girl once you've seen her and want to do things that are probably illegal in some countries.

Once I saw victoria valente I needed to change my pants.

by thehomeyhooney November 24, 2016

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