Tool

The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.

Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.

by Father of Man Law December 14, 2009

Tool

A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.

Dick Cheney is such a tool!

by Egypt Steve October 22, 2009

Tool

A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.

Spencer turned into such a tool and all he talks about is how big hes getting.

by Aforizzle April 27, 2010

Tooler

A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool

Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...

by wehttam16 October 21, 2010

tool off

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

by chestercheeto June 13, 2011

toolkit

The entire male gonad package.

I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.

by pentozali August 26, 2013

tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 27, 2013