Mega Suckage

the act of meat riding someone or something so hard that it is unsettling and cringy.

My Friends has 10 Taylor Swift posters, thats mega suckage.

by Duey Nando December 23, 2023

MEGA-WHITE

A white person that eats kale, is a vegetarian or vegan, uses adult coloring books. They watch football but don't know the rules. They have trouble understanding or even condoning the slightest racist joke.

Did you see Sharon eating kale?
Yeah, she is Mega-White.

by Nvt2126 December 10, 2018

mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.

by Pookiebear May 18, 2005

Mega

Mega - somebody wanted to write Megan but forgot to add the n and they couldn’t be bother to put back on so they went with it

Well nobody likes a mega she always been a bit too much

by MeganIdeas May 18, 2021

mega

The weirdest goofball you'll ever meet. Shocking good at the most random games but can't aim in Splatoon for the life of them. Also has an extensive knowledge of everything Plants vs. Zombies related for no reason whatsoever. A really good friend nonetheless.

"Y'know, that guy over there kinda reminds me of Mega."
"You mean the guy who's singing the lyrics to 'Zombies on Your Lawn?'"

by anonymous October 24, 2023

Mega small

Extremely small in size.

“My boyfriend couldn't pleasure me bc his dick is mega small so i hooked up with his dad.

by CarlyXxxL January 31, 2022

Binley Mega Chippy

A chip shop located in the suburb of Binley, Coventry that recently exploded in popularity due to TikTok's new 'singing text to speech' feature. The feature reads out text in a TikTok that is read in song form, in the tune of "He's A Jolly Good Fellow" or "Let's All Go To The Lobby".

Song Lyrics:
"Binley Mega Chippy,
Binley Mega Chippy.
Binley Mega Chippy!
Binley Mega Chippy."

by whatismyname182 June 4, 2022