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flaming poopy dookies

Something that is messed up, broken, often to an extreme state.

When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.

Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile
Apple removing headphone jacks from their devices is a flaming poopy dooky of an idea

Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.
by dewy0677 February 13, 2019
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irish flame

the name of a sensual oil. its actual origins are in alabama. this line of products was retired after they were found to cause side effects such as little brothers swarming into the room of the act, as well as causing sisters to become obese.
by Toastr December 15, 2008
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dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.
Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
by The Sidhe April 29, 2006
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flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise
I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.
by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006
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Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
by Dreznych December 11, 2010
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Fire of my flame

An expression used between two lovers who are connected at a soul level.
Catherine: Babes you’re the love of my life
Nicholas: And you’re the fire of my flame
by LadyDercas June 26, 2020
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Greek Flame Out

An absolutely brutal railing of girl’s or guy’s asshole that results in a complete anal prolapse.

Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.
Hey did your tinder date wanna hook up again? Haha uhhhh no braaahhhh. I gave her a Greek flame out. As far as I know she’s still unable to shit on her own.

My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.
by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
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