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THE SHIRT

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories
Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly
by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023
mugGet the THE SHIRTmug.

church shirt

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.
by justme62 February 28, 2015
mugGet the church shirtmug.

t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"
Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.
by KingDiugh July 16, 2016
mugGet the t-shirtmug.

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
mugGet the Poop Your Shirtmug.

shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)
I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.
by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020
mugGet the shirt vagingmug.
May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
mugGet the Punch someone with a striped shirt daymug.

beige shirt

good ol' beige shirt! Mm, i want me a good ol' beige shirt
by anonymous June 27, 2018
mugGet the beige shirtmug.

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