David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.

Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole

by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020

Brandon Wilbur

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.

Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.

by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021

Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.

Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters

by Brandon84 December 14, 2010

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020