tessir

When a person you respect pisses in your ass

Damn Mathew really pulled the old tessir on me, to think I actually respected him

by Gay Jerome December 12, 2019

Toss Oyster

Getting puss

“Yo, my man Lewis tossed some straight oyster yesterday at the party”
“What a savage, I wish I could Toss Oyster”

by BroncoBuster January 13, 2020

Tessitura

The range of a person's voice or the range of an instrument. A high tessitura means that they are using the higher part of their pitch range, so a low tessitura means they are using the lower part. A wide tessitura means that they have a large range (this is in comparison to the average instrument or voice's range, those playing in that piece of music, or that instrument / voice's usual range).

You've got quite a high tessitura!

by Mobitela Fonia February 9, 2020

Tess

A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.

Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!

Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess

by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020

Tessah

Tessah is a cute girl,almost funny,usually born between April to July,likes guys with abs,does what she wants before hearing opinion,likes guys with traditional english names e.g John,Charles etc

Tessah went to the store

by Sir fresh af March 31, 2020

Tess

Tess is blonde blue-eyed and funny if you have a friend called Tess then she will be your friend forever. She is loyal and kind.and the number 42 might mean something to her.🙃

Tess is so funny!!!!
Ha ha ha

by Hdbd jgwkwysnzj April 15, 2020

Tessora

She's amazing. Just amazing.

She loses things a lot.

Tessora is a great friend, but loves to tease her friends. Sometimes too far.
Keep her forever.

Friend: Is that Tessora?
Me: Yeah
Friend: Lets go be friends with her. I heard Tessora's are hella funny

by genx_dictionary May 6, 2020