A guy who is not manly at all And keeps all his money in the form of pennies. Never works out and has muscles smaller than an atom. Say git gud but isn't gud himself. Is a sweet smelling flower.
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020