No Take Backs

When at work or school you spend hours upon hours on a project and present it with excitement, but then it gets shot down or asked to be tweaked to a ridiculous level. Next time you turn in the project you call NO TAKE BACKS!

- Then your boss realizes he/she can't send it back and accepts it.
- Then they realize their GIVE BACKS were dumb and learn that the first project was great and they were just being a douche.

Win. WIn.

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up."

E-Mail 2: "David, This is (boss) I can't seem to print the edges. Could you go back and bring the font size down and more to the center, then take the background and bring it up a smidge, then add some color. That's it. Looks good besides that!"

FAST FORWARD A WEEK LATER-

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up. NO TAKE BACKS!"

E-Mail 4: David, This is (boss) I need some things changed in the add but since you called "NO TAKE BACKS" I will just go with it. It's actually really good. Great job!

by Jsanctuary13 May 21, 2011

take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

take-out

A public dating event where women can meet a variety of partners without any sexual pressure or coercion. Women who decide they would like to get some action are able to take their partner home.

Going to a take-out is like visiting a love buffet, except you get to take things home with you.

by casuallove January 14, 2012

Take it slow

Treating women right, and enjoying the time we spend together.

I love this girl, so I let it happen. I asked her if we could take it slow.

by namelesslove May 28, 2020

don't take it up the ass

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

it's dangerous to go alone. take this.

From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.

Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro

by A guy who submitted a word November 17, 2015

take it in the shorts

A euphemism for "take it in the ass."

He was the one who ran that project that the temps screwed up, so now he's the one who has to take it in the shorts.

by nozupe4u August 15, 2010