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Sperm Whale

Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.
by NagathaChristie August 4, 2018
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DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup)

A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
by Pearbear88 July 12, 2020
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spermdumpster

Spermdumpster, a person slash slut you can call up and used explicitly for blowjobs, and not have a relationship with. Enjoys sucking cock, swallowing, and facials.
Spermdumpster, Facials, Swallowing, Blowjobs, Ejaculation, Bukkake
by J.R.S. December 12, 2008
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Superman

1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns."

2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.

3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
Look, up in the sky, its a turd, its a plane, its Superman!
by sternwise December 28, 2006
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superman a joint

When you smoke a whole j in one breath.
Superman a joint and it'll really fucked you up.
by Paulis DEad September 9, 2006
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The Superman

A sex act which during the male climax, he ejaculates so hard, he effectively blows off the head of his female partner. It is then required to turn, as if speaking to an audience, and say: "Wow, I guess I really blew her mind!" Then smile and wink.
As Superman was railing Louis Lane, he lived up to his namesake, and pulled the Superman; Louis really lost her mind.
by HBirdman March 8, 2007
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Superman

A Superman is when you take a crap so huge that it makes two turns in the bowl forming an S shape. This is very similar to a "Crowd Pleaser" shit because you want to show somebody your accomplishment.
"Hey Uncle Jed, lookie here, I just laid a perfect Superman."
by Mick3 January 11, 2009
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