dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

squirrel

Girl code for an EXTREMELY hot guy. Most likely to have flippy or really rad hair, be a member of a band, and is a definate hottie

Michelle: "Woah, check out that squirrel!"
Heather: "Dude, yeah killer hair on that hottie."

by mishizzy|monstrosity October 1, 2008

Dead Squirrel

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

by Neil Page January 12, 2008

young squire

Started off as a two person role play joke, with one person pretending to be a perverted lord, and the other pretending to be the exploited young squire.

Usually it is just some back and fourth comedy using medieval talk, but can be used to call someone a young squire too.

There are also memes now.

Lord: Aww young squire, would you accompany me to my chambers again this evening.
Young Squire: My lord, I am not sure this will help me become a knight.
Lord: Haha, so naive, my young squire.

by Ganbelcuss May 25, 2017

Squimp

A dirty butthole (cousin to swampass)

Ram that dick in my Squimp!!
I love licking Squimp before sex.
Fred really acts like a Squimp at times.

by Kat D Mak. July 11, 2009

fuzzy squirrel

Fuzzy Squirrel is a squirrel with fuzzy fur. Fuzzy is spiked on ends but still soft, so Fuzzy Squirrel. Fuzzy Squirrel originates from the depths of England in the old year of 2004. Fuzzy Squirrels are usualy spotted in rainforests or jungles, hiding under mushrooms with badgers dancing in the distance.

It is also a name for FireFly40.

"Hey look, a Fuzzy Squirrel!"

by Dimbat June 11, 2004

Squirrel

Evil forest creatures that decide to run like fucking retards across the fucking road while you try to change the radio station. They make your car skid off the road and you hit a yard full of little kids playing pattycake and get blood all over your new body kit.

Man|"Your honor those fucking squirrels made my car skid of the road and kill those kids. I didn't mean to! FUCK SQUIRRELS!!!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"

by Ruru King of Pirates December 29, 2004