squeezel

1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn

2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else

I was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my space.

by Alley Cat Smith September 4, 2014

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze

Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli

A song that is funny

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

by HamAJPW June 10, 2021

brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.

That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.

by soosh August 25, 2006

Squeeb

The physical act of taking a shit; dropping a deuce; pinching a loaf

I really have to squeeb after a giant bowl of baked beans.

We can't do squat thrusts right now as I have to take a huge squeeb.

by Trent Sherwood March 15, 2005

squeegasm

The physical reaction Greek Speak girls and other psycho fangirlies have to watching videos of, or listening to songs sung by Constantine Maroulis.

"OMG! I think I just had a Squeegasm from watching Con sing "My Funny Valentine" for the 10,000th time!"

by Ms. Snarkanonymous November 17, 2006

squeef

pussy fart, aka skweef

she squeefed after i pulled out

by bob March 27, 2004

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011