The maneuver you make when you have to defecate at an inopportune time, but you also have to fart, so you have to release it tactfully.
"Max had to crap really badly during the meeting but they couldn't leave, and to make things worse, they had to carefully squart as quietly as they could."
by waawaweewaa June 15, 2021
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High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.
High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
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i was squatting to piss out in the woods and a accidently let a juicy one out i call it the squart or “squarting”
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A mythological creature that has been known to make noises resembling a pig or a French Bulldog. The noises are intended to cause aggression and psychological disorientation on the victim.
If you hear noises that aren’t quite that of a pig or French Bulldog, then you might possibly suffer a fatal injury.
The name is derived from the language of the natives in a remote Australian island that was thought to be uninhabited. “Squalla” means creature, “Galla” means “disgusting or deformed” and “gombolys” means “bastard child of the antichrist”.
No sketches or photos have been recorded, but it remains a legendary creature that’s spirit lives through the words of an ancient clan.
If you hear noises that aren’t quite that of a pig or French Bulldog, then you might possibly suffer a fatal injury.
The name is derived from the language of the natives in a remote Australian island that was thought to be uninhabited. “Squalla” means creature, “Galla” means “disgusting or deformed” and “gombolys” means “bastard child of the antichrist”.
No sketches or photos have been recorded, but it remains a legendary creature that’s spirit lives through the words of an ancient clan.
Dude 1: Did you hear that, bro?
Dude 2: Kinda sounded like a pig?
Dude 3: Maybe it’s the legendary Squallagallagombolys?
Dude 2: Shut up! You know what happens when you say that out loud?
Dude 1: Nah, that’s just a retarded fairy tale.
Dude 2: Kinda sounded like a pig?
Dude 3: Maybe it’s the legendary Squallagallagombolys?
Dude 2: Shut up! You know what happens when you say that out loud?
Dude 1: Nah, that’s just a retarded fairy tale.
by Squallagallagombolys Is REAL July 24, 2022
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