Soft-core gang bang

1. Similar to a regular gang bang, but instead of penetration, several people are dry humping the victim.
2. A experimental post/ noise rock band from VIrginia.

I was walking down the street wuen suddenly i was jumped and forced to engage in a soft-core gang bang.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

Dry kick a baby in the soft spot

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.

When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!

by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022

Softee

The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.

Oh man, my dick is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!

by St.Phillips the thirteenth September 23, 2011

Softee

The act of taking a flaccid penis, and sucking on it until erect.

I almost fell asleep last night without and action, luckily my girl gave me a softee, after than it was on.

by Sassy & Bumpy October 8, 2023

Uber-Softee

When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee

Measure 72 has a decrescendo. We're going to take it down to an uber-softee

by Jono0120 December 10, 2010

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017