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The Skin Grab 

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
Related Words

Patriotic Skin Cancer 

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)
Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
Patriotic Skin Cancer by Pwink June 10, 2020

Turkey Skin Giblets 

The male ball sack and testicles.
She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
Turkey Skin Giblets by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020

Six-skin 

When an erect penis resembles a well used roll of shag pile carpet
Katie: bastard... forgot to get the dog a chew when I was at the poundshop

Helen: Don't worry ill ring Barrie the dogs can have a chew on his six-skin then ill make love to the rest!
Six-skin by stgreen432 February 18, 2021

Split skin 

Another word for a womans vagina
You are such a split skin!!!

I SKIN INFANT BABIES 

The catchphrase of the superhero Thor from the MCU he first stated it in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"

Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"
I SKIN INFANT BABIES by WordMule7 January 14, 2023