Spear chucker

The act of attempting to penetrate your wife or girlfriend with a flying leap from across the room.

Sam: I heard you attempted the spear chucker?
Tom: Yeah, she's got a fanny like a wizards sleeve but I still missed and completely destroyed my dick!

by stgreen432 May 31, 2014

Six-skin

When an erect penis resembles a well used roll of shag pile carpet

Katie: bastard... forgot to get the dog a chew when I was at the poundshop

Helen: Don't worry ill ring Barrie the dogs can have a chew on his six-skin then ill make love to the rest!

by stgreen432 February 18, 2021