shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

golden shovel

The imaginary shovel that gold-diggers use to search for their gold.

She won't settle for Coach. She's going to use her golden shovel to get some Prada.

by mochzr April 15, 2009

shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

by (D) own with globalism September 8, 2004

Rusty Shovel

When you are playing pump the rump with a woman and she has either not taken a dump, has the runs, or you've gone extra deep digging for gems, and when you pull your cock out its got shit on it.

I was pounding Mary deep and hard in her cornhole and when I pulled out my man meat it was smeared with poo. I like to keep my tools clean so she gave me a golden shower to clean off my rusty shovel.

by Cyberpsychosis October 19, 2009

shoreline

A city just north of Seattle where drugs are easily accessible. Part of the 206.

hey man where you headed

im going up to Shoreline

that place isnt to bad

by the206 November 29, 2006