When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
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Get the 75 same color t-shirt mug.A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
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Get the chambray shirt mug.A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.
by Alice-day June 8, 2016
Get the gray shirt of lust mug.A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016
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