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kiss rule

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.
Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."
by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016
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Christmas Rules

The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):

1. Celebrate.

2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.

3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)

4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)

5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"

Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021
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Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.
Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer๐Ÿ’€

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Imagine Having channel rules
by Lolgyylol October 4, 2022
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Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.
I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, โ€œWow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.โ€
by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019
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rule 2.71

If the situation is bad, it could be exponentially worse.
by blue hawwk July 20, 2021
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The Wooten Rule

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.
Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.
by Michael Perra October 16, 2008
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The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
by greeley January 26, 2007
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