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RASturbation 

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.
Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.
RASturbation by jaLuv December 17, 2008
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rastabate 

To masterbate while or after smoking and being under the influence (see high) of marijuana.
Mikey Z smoked a bowl and rastabated.

Mikey Z passed out while rastabating in the bathroom.

We caught Mikey Z rastabating at the party.
rastabate by M. Zuso April 4, 2005

rasta surprise 

rasta surprise is like a kinder surprise but ... instead of the toy u have marijuana .... just chek out the picture
rasta surprise by duff man yo June 11, 2006

zombie roaster

Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.
Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.
zombie roaster by DB762 November 6, 2006

White Rasta 

There are a few types of white rasta.
The most common is the middle class, marijuana-obsessed joke who emulates black people and Bob Marley. This type of white rasta almost never knows anything about rastas or Selassie.

Another type of White Rasta is the legit, Jah serving, moral, layed-back kind. This one doesn't necessarily have to have dreadlocks or smoke herb. He is a true Rastafarian.

The last type is your average joe, silly character. This type always has dreads, but not because he emulates black people, or is full of angst. Usually this white rasta decides to have dreads because it makes him feel different. It is more of an act of nonconformity (see: hipster). This kind of white rasta doesn't always have to smoke herb. To them it is really only about the hairstyle. Can't exactly be considered a poser, since he doesn't claim to know anything about the culture that comes with the hair.
Silly White Rasta thinks hes black... it's so pathetic.
White Rasta by WhiteRasta#3 June 15, 2011

Roastin' the Camel's Nuts 

When you are getting towards the end of smoking a Camel cigarette and you get towards the but and the blue camel logo starts to burn. You are then roastin the camels nuts.
"I think im done with this"

"nah man you aint even roastin' the camel's nuts yet, gimme that"

rasta clump

small lumps of shitty turdy turd trappedy dapped in unatrually hairy anus/bums cheeks
as i was licking your anus i found a rasta clump in your hairy arse

ooo dangity flip flop jezza you have a large rasta clump
rasta clump by big§bumte6uyr5ydg September 14, 2009