tampon pusher 

A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.

1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.

2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!

tampon pusher by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

pushan 

A teller of fantastical stories.

I wasted two hours in the dining hall tonight listening to a Pushan story.

pushan by timyh April 17, 2010

turd pusher 

A small metal rod used to unclog a one-hitter, pinchy or bat. Named because of the way the brown resin comes out of the hole on the other end, resembling someone dropping a log.

Hand me the turd pusher, I can't even get a hit out of this fucker.

turd pusher by theballer_04 January 16, 2011

Pushin P 

The act of pushing your homies Penis so far down it becomes inside out.

Did you hear John was Pushin P with Joe?

Pushin P by Im pushin p February 1, 2022

pushmooligan 

Universal word for crucialness beyond all belief

We knew that James was pushmooligan, so we decided not to go near him.

pushmooligan by James Lorch February 26, 2004

Pushing Thread

the need to drop a "deuce" so badly that that it is sticking out and touching the thread of one's undergarment.

Hey Phil, where's the shitter,? I'm pushing thread.

Pushing Thread by PJ Barstow November 24, 2011

chair pusher 

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

chair pusher by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005