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PTFOMIA

Passed The Fuck Out Missing In Action.

Often used in parties when someone passes out and misses some of the best parts of the night.
Joe: Where's Jack?
Jane: He's PTFOMIA on the kitchen counter.
Joe: He just missed a hot chick table dancing.
by POPLAMF November 5, 2009
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PTU Bath

A PTU Bath is washing just your "pussy, titties, and underarms" with a washcloth or wet wipe at the sink and putting on some perfume/body spray/powder when there's no time for an actual shower or bath.

The term, to my knowledge, originated from an older woman with a bright and beloved personality that played the church organ most of her adult life before passing away at nearly 90 years old! She was gem!!
My mother told me to hurry up and just take a PTU Bath. I was humiliated when she told me what PTU stood for! No one wants to hear their mother say "pussy/titty/...!"

I woke up late to meet my friends for shopping. I'm just going to take a PTU Bath real fast!
by West Texas Gal August 10, 2017
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PTFO

Sorry I missed work the past two days bro, I was PTFO!
by Tezzlha April 3, 2021
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Ptolemy

A man who all of the girls like. Like, he is so smart and handsome as well as being the best animator in the world
Damn, Ptolemy is just so hot. He is the best at using ease in and out and the other rules of animation
by Da Animator Boi March 22, 2022
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pto

Put them on
Aye bro somebody want me to pto witchu
by baddestt 😩. March 25, 2022
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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S.P.T.

Acronym for “Sour Patch Titties.” A play on the name of Sour Patch Kids.
Hey John, did you see those S.P.T.’s over there?
by David266389 February 26, 2019
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