Definitions by POPLAMF

PTFOMIA 

Passed The Fuck Out Missing In Action.

Often used in parties when someone passes out and misses some of the best parts of the night.

Joe: Where's Jack?
Jane: He's PTFOMIA on the kitchen counter.
Joe: He just missed a hot chick table dancing.

PTFOMIA by POPLAMF November 5, 2009