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Passed The Fuck Out Missing In Action.

Often used in parties when someone passes out and misses some of the best parts of the night.
Joe: Where's Jack?
Jane: He's PTFOMIA on the kitchen counter.
Joe: He just missed a hot chick table dancing.
by POPLAMF November 05, 2009
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