rice and potatoes 

an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.

Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.

rice and potatoes by Poonstankqua January 7, 2009

Sack of Potatoes 

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.

Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!

Sack of Potatoes by robinlovesmen April 7, 2003

Wii Potato 

A person who sits while playing games on Wii, such as Tennis and Bowling games.

Check him out! I've never seen a person sitting down while playing Tennis. He is such a Wii Potato.

Wii Potato by Madonna Koryn August 28, 2007

Turkish mashed potatos 

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

Turkish mashed potatos by Jbook July 21, 2006

Soggy potato 

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation

Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!

Soggy potato by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013

Purple potato 

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple

Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

Purple potato by GDAWAFFLeMan May 23, 2016

Enjoy Your Free Potatoes 

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.

In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'

Enjoy Your Free Potatoes by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008