THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
by Stefan855 September 25, 2010
a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent. her hair color either being blond, or half blond (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section. too much mascara is worn and eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. they enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion one of the more popular items of makeup used by bro hos is bronzer, bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color, bro ho's apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color. the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro ho's are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resembel the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashoned by the companies and sold extreamly overpriced to bros and bro ho's alike. they do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks. each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro ho's are some kind of platform shoe (variations of three to six inches tall). instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. bro ho's drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires all paid for by their fathers that spoil them to a fault. commonly use words such as: like, "oh my god", totally, "for sures", dude, bro,
duuuuuuuuuuuude jays takin that slutty ass bro ho with us to mike's party only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna get to hit that shit.
by .:Ally Kelly:. December 06, 2004
A bromantic evening that involves lots of bromosexual activities between bros. It is brotacular and cannot exist if females or very feminine males are present. It is almost as good as sex. What happens between bros during this time, stays with the bros. Lots of alcohol is typically consumed to enhance the broing out, but this is not a requirement. At the end of the day, if the bros need anything but each other then they really aren't bros to begin with.
Those that bro out are among the best men a girl will ever meet. And she does not have to understand it's significance, but she must accept it or be left to weaker boys who don't deserve to be called men.
Those that bro out are among the best men a girl will ever meet. And she does not have to understand it's significance, but she must accept it or be left to weaker boys who don't deserve to be called men.
Bro #1: Bro, you know what time it is?
Bro #2: What time is it?
Bro #1: BRO OUT TIME!!
Bro #2: YES! Let's get these girls outta here
Bro #3: My favorite part of the evening! Man I fuckin' love you guys
Bro #2: What time is it?
Bro #1: BRO OUT TIME!!
Bro #2: YES! Let's get these girls outta here
Bro #3: My favorite part of the evening! Man I fuckin' love you guys
by sammyboy56 November 29, 2010
by dot October 20, 2004
by Fitzgerald October 26, 2007
A great way to make a mad bro even madder. Used when anger is obvious, to trigger rage for personal amusement.
Random Drunk Guy: Who the f**k do you think you are dancing with my girl
Awesome Guy: Umad bro?
Random Drunk Guy: IMMA F**KN ...
Awesome Guy: Umad bro?
Random Drunk Guy: IMMA F**KN ...
by Makro3922 November 17, 2010
1.
Chris: Hey dude, you still want to go grab some grub?
Nate: Sorry man, change of plans. I'm just going to jack off to some gay porn.
Chris:...You fucking bro bailer.
2.
Scott: Ian, didn't Nate say he was coming to our kegger tonight?
Ian: No, he decided to stay in to watch the Gossip girls marathon with his gf.
Scott: Wow, what a douche.
Cory: He's like the unholy king of bro bailing.
Chris: Hey dude, you still want to go grab some grub?
Nate: Sorry man, change of plans. I'm just going to jack off to some gay porn.
Chris:...You fucking bro bailer.
2.
Scott: Ian, didn't Nate say he was coming to our kegger tonight?
Ian: No, he decided to stay in to watch the Gossip girls marathon with his gf.
Scott: Wow, what a douche.
Cory: He's like the unholy king of bro bailing.
by FortyLicks March 16, 2009