When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.
by anonymous May 24, 2024

A man that I loved, and lost. So hot and sexy, I love him to death. But he loves me only as a friend. I may never get to be with him. But him loving me as a friend is good enough. I love you hawk! :)
by AHopefulGirl October 21, 2011

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Marinette's daddy!!
Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.
The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.
After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.
If you didn’t know, then you know!
I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.
The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.
After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.
If you didn’t know, then you know!
I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
by TinnyTalksTruth November 12, 2023

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.
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