mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali March 2, 2011

mustafa

just so happens to be an attractive male with such low standards that he chose me out of all females to date if ur reading this ily and id pounce on you any day now.

hey shai did you see mustafa over there? he might be flat but at least his ass don't look like like spongebob you square stinky booty ass.

by shrekbae666 November 23, 2019

1969 Mustang Fastback

Car driven by old men that think they are still cool. More then likely also have beat up Harley of some sort. The car will usually smell like bacon or jalapenos. The reason for this is still unknown.

"Hey look at that moron over there." "Wow! He must drive a 1969 Mustang Fastback."

by The One and Only Chosen One June 9, 2009

Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009

dirty mustang

when riding a horse, you stop it and begin to have anal sex with it.

i was riding my horse and i began to feel aroused, so i gave my horse a dirty mustang

by bob1-2-3-4-5 May 2, 2009

absence of mustache

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.

Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.

by humphreymus April 21, 2009

mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008