An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.
Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."
by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007
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A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.
John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.
John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
by nearly civilized February 18, 2010
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When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.
by Coolgurl23 March 17, 2021
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For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.
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Erin: How do I look in this dress?
Sarah: Oh my God, you look absolutely amazing! I'm totally having a lesbian moment.
Sarah: Oh my God, you look absolutely amazing! I'm totally having a lesbian moment.
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