Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

Mouse Brain

Warrior Cats version of an idiot or a stupid person.

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*

by Warrior cat April 30, 2023

Mighty Mouse

When a female half of your size becomes angry and decides to put her hands on you and it is more sad than intimidating.

"Does she really think she can be up Cameron? "

"Bitch thinks she's Mighty Mouse."

by Fancy Colt September 27, 2017

mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021

Mousing

Tweaking out or geeking out. A crazy state, typically induced by drugs or alcohol.

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”

“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”

“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”

by samthr0@tg February 12, 2024

A nany mouse

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs

Hes swag :)

'a nany mouse is the coolest friend ever eeee'

by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015