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mormon

The assholes who come to your door, offer you a free book, and try to make you join their religion.
The dam Mormons are out again! >:(
by Elder Kevin Price January 22, 2016
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oxy moron

by Daisy Ann August 29, 2005
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mormonize

When a mormon sexes someone up.
Oh baby, come mormonize me!
by Jess Braz August 17, 2005
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Oxy-moron

See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame.

Oh, and what's with that beard?
KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!
by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006
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moron

A person who thinks they have experience at something because they have seen others do it.

An idiot.
Hillary Clinton is a moron to think she is going to get elected.

Hillary Clinton was a moron to stay with Bill after the Blue Dress incident.
by Got Ollie? February 14, 2008
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mormon fries

When a person of Mormon faith is taking a shit, and the shit pieces fall in a manner that makes this person believe their feces is the one true prophet, heir to Brigham Young and Joseph Smith, leader of men and receiver of revelation. The Mormon then takes the shit pieces from the toilet and studies them in a special baseball cap made of yak pubes, and quotes the text from the shit pieces to another who writes them down on legal note pads. The shit pieces are then named, and saved in sweet pickle jars under the bed.
The other day I took a shit, and found the lost books of Moroni!

For reals?

Hell yes, for reals! And you know what else?

What?

Goddamn if my shit didn't tell me I'm Joseph's third cousin on his fourth wife's side?

Yo! you had some Mormon fries!

Tell me about it! And I'm a Catholic!

Sum-bitch!

Damn!

Yep, yep!
by Trevor Whitecliff February 14, 2008
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maroon-colored-hair

A maroon-colored-hair is an EXTREAMLY HOT girl with a nice ass, soft lips, and of course maroon colored hairs!

Remember: uniquly loved by m0uz. All maroon-colored-hair girls are reserved for m0uz.
This girl has maroon-colored-hair
means
This girl is hotter than Anna Kornikova, Jeniffer Lopez, Britney Spears, Shakira, Miss Universe and all hot women together.
by A maroon clored hair girl January 8, 2004
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