B Muff

The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.

Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.

Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"

Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"

Brown Rice: "whoo??"

Both: "B MUFF!"

by Kung Powzzzz July 19, 2009

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 20, 2007

muffdiver

ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....

"OMG,this fucking muffdiver doesn't kno how to give head to save his life!!!"

by Joseph Gomez April 17, 2006

Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 30, 2006

muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.

What's a muff cabbage?

by oFace Killah October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls

That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!

by Zzkconncar October 18, 2010