Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 18, 2022

Thug Meat

a huge black penis bigger then the human eye can comprehend

that thug meat looked like godzillas tail !

by LostxArcid May 5, 2016

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023

wall meat

The glorious meat found at the glorious hole.

"Oh, I hope I get my filling of glorious wall meat today. Long, moist, glorious wall meat."

by TurbulentStar September 29, 2018

Meat Muffler

1. The rectal opening

2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

4. Where GAY people show their love!

5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.

man that girl had a tight-ass meat muffler!

by cowhead330 March 12, 2011

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

Meat dungeon

A dirty, nasty vagina.

I marinated my tube steak in her meat dungeon last night, it was terrible.

by Johno Salazar March 23, 2016