jordans worst nightmare
jordans worst nightmare by stefan condello May 21, 2011
Related Words
Jordyn • jordynn • Jordynne • Jordynn Gilot • Jordyn Sharp • Jordyn Woods • Jordyn yendell • jordynae • Jordyne • jordynhxney
Air Jordans
A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let em' know you can rock tha j's..i know i do.
Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans on the block nigga!!!
Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.
Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.
Air Jordans by Ms. Shoehead November 3, 2006
Jordan
She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...
Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)
I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.
I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.
Jordan by CRACKASBEBRACKIN March 21, 2012
Jordan
1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album.
2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.
2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.
1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!
2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!
2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.
Jordan by some day you will surely know March 16, 2008
Michael Jordan
The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
Michael Jordan by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010
Jordansexual
The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.
Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum
Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay
Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum
Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay
Jordansexual by almighty.wes October 2, 2020