new jersey pigeon

The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.

Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"

by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011

New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

Jersey Beach Whistle

Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.

We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.

by Just me September 1, 2003

Jersey Mikes Friday

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.

Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.

by tungachunga January 19, 2020

New Jersey Jest

The New York Jets. New Jersey Jest is a more appropriate name for the team because:
1) They play in the Meadowlands a.k.a. Giants Stadium, which is in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Yes, the Jest is so pitiful that they actually play in a stadium named for another NFL team.
2) The team is a joke - or in other words, a jest.

Also called the New York or New Jersey Puddle Jumpers (since "Jets" is a bit of an overstatement given the team's performance).

After Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens led them to a series of embarrassing losses in 2007, the New Jersey Jest toyed with the idea of bringing back legendary quarterback Joe Namath...at the age of 64.

In Italian, the last name of head coach Eric Mangini is the masculine plural form of "mangina".

by Nicholas D January 6, 2008

jersey curb tap

When you are in the club and subtly tap your crotch on a girl’s ass as you walk by her.

That jersey curb tap was crazy stu, you full on rubbed meat on that girls cheeks as you walked by her bro.

by Stuart Garrett April 26, 2023

Wear a boys jersey

wear your boyfriend , friends , or crush hoodie 👀 . September 18th

Wear a boys jersey Wear your boyfriends jersey rep his number

by September 18th September 15, 2019