A crossover between a hipster and a trustafarian. Lives self-indulgently, wears cheap flip flops, and uses essential oils in lieu of other body fragrances. Uses disposable income to create an intricate and artistic personal image, and doesn't care if anyone notices or not. Abides by the hipster commandment: "Shun thee the popular and the trite." A hipstafarian generally maintains a lazy and careless relationship with current events and politics and would probably much rather discuss a pine tree they saw earlier. Basically these folks smoke a tidy amount of weed on the regular.
"OMG let's go get gas station cappuccino and listen to Velvet Underground!"
"You hipstafarian sonofabitch. I'm IN! Pass the pinchie!"
"You hipstafarian sonofabitch. I'm IN! Pass the pinchie!"
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When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
Get the hipster golfing mug.You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
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Get the the hipster cocktail mug.A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.
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