shit hammered

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.

I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.

by uzi4u July 15, 2007

Yellow Hammer

In rural Kentucky, after men went off to war and died in the 1940's, mothers needed to reproduce and so they had sex with their own sons, having inbreed children. These inbred children had multiple defects, and earned the nickname "Yellow Hammer"

Sandy-"Why does Cleetus have so many mental problems?" Duane-"Oh, you didn't hear? He's a yellow hammer."

by Menace5 August 24, 2009

hammered

when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.

Damn, that girl is hammered.

by sjl22 December 10, 2009

hammer-time

When your fucking a girl nice and slow, and then you go
"Alright stop....hammertime" and proceed to fuck her hard

I was getting bored with Carol, so i turned sex into hammer-time

by fem daddy June 19, 2007

hammer

n. Trucker-speak for gas pedal. see hammer lane, hammer down

Hammer down.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

yellow hammer

A light skinned female, usually of African American heritage. A synonym for yellow bone which itself is a variation of red bone

Here's an incident that got me sent to the slammer; I'm in the club rappin to this yellow hammer. This bitch was holdin', severely cut; so I'm rappin to her right, to see if she'll fuck.

Geto Boys/Willie D "Read These Nikes"

by BNitti August 30, 2008

hammer

In Texas Hold'em, a nickname for a hand consisting of a 7 and a 2 of different suits.

I was on a stone-cold bluff, but when the flop came 722 I knew it was time to drop The Hammer on them.

by CaptFreeman April 14, 2005