Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

by bobapple October 23, 2005

sausage fest

Any party put on by Christian Mahood for the prolification of his gay fantasies, especially those serving packaged meats. Activities may include "bobbing for sausages", "pin the sausage on the donkey", and "plug the hole with a sausage". These parties are only fun for gay people, so beware.

Oh man, Mahood is throwing another sausage party. The fliers are all over school. He's pretty sick.

by Rambo March 20, 2004

Slam Bam Rape Fest

The act of being raped by a group of people in a parade or festival

guy 1 dude where were you last night

guy 2 I got raped in the Slam Bam Rape Fest

guy 1 WTF!!!

by kfoiermo January 25, 2011

pork fest

like a sausage fest, but it is with all sun burned cops.

the police auction was a pork fest.

by Hawn Gnarley August 1, 2014

Zest fest

A festival which occurs every year in pride month, it is for zesty gay people.

Kai mason is visiting zest fest this year!

by hihigrandadmybsf March 24, 2023

fester

To stay in, usually wearing the same clothes for a long period of time, bieng anti-social, lacking personal hygiene

Also can be used to describe the state of a room/house which is filthy/neglected

'What are you up to?' 'I'm festering today'

eeeerrrrrr You look festery

We are having a fat fester sesh!

'You festering man'

'fancy a fester?'

'STOP FESTERING'

by noface123 June 17, 2009

slug fest

Noun. gathering where both male and female participants engage in a variety of sexual and monoganous activity. The ultimate slug fest is when anuses are involved and a minimum of double penetration is generally required.

"Jim, Jim's friends, jane, and jane's friends engaging in group sex while influenced by alcohol."

"They'll be lot's of spreading out our slug fest, should I sign you up for one hole or two?"

"Would you like to partake in our slug fest?"

by Mike_7272727 July 28, 2008