real family

Real family is the people that you’re there for and are there for you. You love, trust, and care for them as much as they do you. This is not to be confused with blood family, as most of those relations are fake asf. Real family isn’t blood. They’re better.

Mom: where have you been?
Me: I’ve been with my real family, do you have a problem with that? They care about me more than you or anybody else does anyway.

real family by Juvenile Force April 21, 2018

Famous Anus 

1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.

2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.

"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"

"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"

Famous Anus by Charbickus March 21, 2008

Family 

People who will always have your back on the crappy-est situations, and will stretch their necks out to save your ass. They don't always have to be blood, can be your best friend who knows you more than anyone else.

The Turgeons are an amazing family.

Family by thefamilyjumper March 14, 2011

in the family way 

pregnant, (a subtle term)

Sounds like she's in the family way.

in the family way by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2009

family 

The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.

"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."

family by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

famicom

The Japanese name of the Nintendo Entertainment system (NES). It might also be known as the "Nintendo Family Computer". It's an 8-bit console that played cartridge-style games. You can easily tell the difference from the US and JP version by its cosmetics; US had gray/black, JP had red/white/gold.

Wow, you're playing the NES? In 2005? You're totally old-school.

famicom by Gearbox January 14, 2005

honey family

One of the greatest hip hop groups of all time. A defunct rap group of 7 members in Korea who splice one of a kind ghostly sounds and old school beats. Most unique rap sound in the world. The members are: Digiry, Park Myung Hou, Garie, Kill, Jura, Young Poon, and Su-Jung.

Two members, Garie and Kill, branched off and formed Leessang.

honey family by nikkan_hanil March 2, 2007