Crunkly

The look and feel of your hair in the morning when you go to bed with in damp, typically with longer hair.

Her hair is crunkly.

Flat iron your hair so it's no longer crunkly.

by DemonicAngel13 October 2, 2018

street crunch

same as curb stomp

he's going to get the street crunch

by csection March 10, 2007

Texas Crunk

To get overly hyped up at whatever you are doing. Not meaning drunk.

*Applies to people who have once lived in Texas. BTW, do not use the word "crunk" in Ohio because people think you just mean you are getting shwasted.

Ex: Let's get Texas Crunk!!!

by texasninja October 28, 2009

The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

Cheesy Gordita crunch

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.

Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch

by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021

crunchie

mostly young, usually intelligent girls, who have brown hair, but will often surprise you with their remarks and behaviour, you will be left wondering why they are not blonde! brown on the outside but blonde (or yellow) on the the inside. just like a crunchie chocolate bar.

mikayla and haylee walk into the store and buy three chewing gum balls, 1 red and 2 orange.
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"

mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'

by mikkiii July 2, 2007