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Crotch rot

A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.

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"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016
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crumb crotch

When a person is eating something "crumbly" and they drop crumbs into their lap.
Hey, Melinda, were you eatin' cornbread? 'Cause you got crumb crotch, girl!
by Alls February 26, 2008
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Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.
Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.
by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009
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Devil's Crotch

When the pubes of one's crotch are flaming red. Usually belonging to gingers.
Jenny: Hey don't tell anyone this, but I gave head to Jimmy last night.

Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!

Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.

Debby: Spicy.
by sgrant December 18, 2011
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Critchard

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.
by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019
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critchfriends.com

the schools full of wonderful people such as Harry Fishtch and Mrs hyde Besties for life I recommend your child comes here . Thanks dont forget the critch
critchfriends.com is mainly about the birds and the bees
by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021
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crotchchafff

curdled sweat beads with bacteria crowns
by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003
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