cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive

brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys

by papastankhead April 29, 2023

Earny Cracker

A person that is mean to only one specific race.

He is a mean Earny Cracker.

by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011

shoepid cracker

a term to cuss out boomers and karens meant for the soul purpose to confoose/piss dem of

me: shoepid cracker
karen: Im CaLlInG pOlIcE bIsH
me: do yor kids listen to kidz bop shoepid cracker

by 🅼🅰🅲🅺 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🅰🆈🅸🆁🆁🅵 March 14, 2020

Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.

Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.

by David Pakman's Onlyfans May 02, 2021

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 10, 2017

graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

by ButtersB February 19, 2022

Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid

I’mma graham cracker

by Lilnuggetky September 28, 2019