Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.
Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.
by deadlyneedle October 04, 2018
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alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.
by Large_Father January 22, 2018
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coffee with milk tea

coffee with milk tea is a beverage when you get super high on weed and you need a cool drink to cheer you up. Its better than milk tea and coffee cuz its the same thing but its blended with each other. It cures depression and aids so coffee with milk tea is better for you and for your depressed friends.
ey you want some
coffee with milk tea????
by sushiisjoji May 10, 2019
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sterling coffee situation

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.
by ialsohatepeople August 07, 2011
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Going out for coffee

This is what teens use when trying to hide the fact they are about to go do a mad line of cocaine with the lads.
Chris: Hey Tom you going out for coffee later?
Tom: Of course ;;)))
by Bensplant July 15, 2018
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coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)
-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!
by Lali September 21, 2003
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glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 02, 2021
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