Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 06, 2013

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clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.

He should be charged with a clock balk.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

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A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 03, 2007

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A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 07, 2019

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When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.

Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.

by TARMAC LTD November 25, 2020

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If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 December 02, 2015

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